Crank dat Asian Boy (Soulja Boy spoof)

Lyrics: Asian boy tellem Got this new jank for ya’ll called the Asian Boy. (Chinese) It’s a hell of a lot better than the Soulja Boy WAAAAAAAAATAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Grains of rice up in a bowl Watch me eat it watch me roll watch me eat that bowl of rice and also eat eggroll now watch me yooooooooooooo crank dat asian boy (x4) dvd’s off in the street watch me sell them very cheap watch me sell those dvd’s for seven quarters each now watch me yooooooooooooo crank dat asian boy (x4) Bruce Lee man he my homeboy He’d kick your ass anyday One inch punch dat ho Damn, he go’ waste your ass away Kick anotha ass or two Then walk home with straight A’s Then I go online and win in Counter Strike all day YOOOOOOOOO My restaurant is so kickass And if you don’t want pay the bill then my workers kick your ass I catch you in my Honda that I soup up for street race Haters get mad cuz it faster than Pontiac Chicken wings and pork fried rice Customers say it so fine Watch me sell those chicken wings that expire for 10 nights now watch me yooooooooooooo crank dat asian boy (x4) We make the best fake rolex You can’t tell that it folex You show white friend what you buy and they say DAMN, that’s nice now watch me yooooooooooooo crank dat asian boy (x4) Sellin’ Chinese food Watch me overcharge that foo I’ma charge him 10 bucks And it really just 5 bucks I do that cuz no one have math skill of little asian boy It take them forever just to get back some god damn change Mannnn They so slow, they so …