Me and my friend X making a remix of Pleasure P’s Boyfriend #2. I sing the chorus and the last verse. and he does the first two verses. A continuation of the “Dookie Series Volume 1.” Intro (X)… Verse 1 (X): Turn around, Can you please shut the door to the bathroom? Cuz my stomachs killing me so bad, Cuz I ate that Chinese food tonight; Just give me a minute. Can you grab me paper, Let me wipe my booty, I will pull my pants up, Stay back for a while. Open up the window, Turn the bathroom fan on (on) Chorus (Me): I Gotta go number 2, Been sittin here a long time, Pushin til my face turns blue. I gotta go number 2, Damn my bootys burnin, Think its from that Chinese food. I gotta go number 2, (I push, I thrust this doo doo.) It needs to come cuz my toilets got a lot of room. And when I finish takin this poo Lysol Ill spray it for you! Verse 2 (X): If I am, Late to class Im gonna squeeze my butt cheeks, (Cuz my poop is coming) I hope my professor can, Understand this shitty problem, (Its about to get stinky.) I will run this campus, Find the closest bathroom, Imma pull my pants down, Sit here for a while, Might take me an hour, Releasing this monster, Hopefully I can squeeze it out! Chorus (Me): I Gotta go number 2, Been sittin here a long time, Pushin til my face turns blue. I gotta go number 2, Damn my bootys burnin, Think its from that Chinese food. I gotta go number 2, (I push, I thrust this doo doo.) It needs to come cuz my toilets got a lot of room. And when I finish …
Ring (7X) Bannana Phone (2x) I’m a Korean Oh Hello Remember Me (I’m a Korean) My name is DJ not Nice (I’m a Korean) You might remeber me from my last record (I’m a Korean) Ching Chang Chong (I’m a Korean) You made me very rich (I’m a Korean) Now I roll in american money I’m a Korean and I like my Chinese food cooked right Cause their not giving me the good rice and the dyke giving me my food looks like a lesbian I don’t like how my beef pork looks like and the last time I ate your food I Got the rice chicken beef tofu now poop while I’m peeing and you might not believe i could fight I’m a white belt but I have 2 stripes I don’t like all you little Blue eyed dumb white Europeans I would like to just drink my bud light Maybe bomb couple things in Hawaii and blow the countries I don’t like cause I’m a Korean I’m not that nice (uh uh) I bulid a bomb (yeah) Then pick a country (You!) and blow it up I work for NASA (Cool) we look at stars (wow) You know Apollo That movie is..good! I talk like Ching Chang Chong When do you drop on me so much Napalm I’ve been trained to kill! with my tai kwan do! and my whole continent is a dry cleaning store (Bo bo bo Banzai) I like to play Magic cards You heard of china? I was..In Charge.. of China Town in Vietnam I’m still around (you can come through to play..) When I play poker I just throw all my chips in Hello I’m yellow Just like Homer Simpson I smoke coke its fun You think I’m joking man? I’ve made a lot of money from pokemon I’m a …
