Say hewwo to Soon Lee, an Asian American studies professor at the local university. She works so so hard between her studies, her students, her shopping, and taking care of her stupid white boyfriend. Everything is peachy… unless something goes wrong. Let’s hope THAT doesn’t happen. Until next week, on Crazy Asian Lady…
Part 148. Robin seems to have inherited the Chinese food bug from her father as she eats a meal with the Ancient One. She tells the Ancient One about the “Chinese pizza” she had earlier. The Ancient One asks her about her grandmother’s name but Robin evades the question by telling him that she’s tired. Robin overhears the Ancient One saying that without the pearls, his people are doomed. Robin flashes back to when she took the pearls out of the Buddhas and stuck them in Cindy’s eyes. (Ok, I still think it’s pretty gross she just pokes them in…) The Ancient One checks on Robin but she still can’t tell him who her grandmother is. A frazzled Felicia tells Bobbie about Edward and Jimmy Lee’s tactics. Bobbie laughs and offers Felicia…tea. Sean and Frisco listen to Wu talking on the phone. Sean has no idea what’s going on. Sean doesn’t like the fact that Wu seems so confident.
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Episode 319
Lyrics: Asian boy tellem Got this new jank for ya’ll called the Asian Boy. (Chinese) It’s a hell of a lot better than the Soulja Boy WAAAAAAAAATAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Grains of rice up in a bowl Watch me eat it watch me roll watch me eat that bowl of rice and also eat eggroll now watch me yooooooooooooo crank dat asian boy (x4) dvd’s off in the street watch me sell them very cheap watch me sell those dvd’s for seven quarters each now watch me yooooooooooooo crank dat asian boy (x4) Bruce Lee man he my homeboy He’d kick your ass anyday One inch punch dat ho Damn, he go’ waste your ass away Kick anotha ass or two Then walk home with straight A’s Then I go online and win in Counter Strike all day YOOOOOOOOO My restaurant is so kickass And if you don’t want pay the bill then my workers kick your ass I catch you in my Honda that I soup up for street race Haters get mad cuz it faster than Pontiac Chicken wings and pork fried rice Customers say it so fine Watch me sell those chicken wings that expire for 10 nights now watch me yooooooooooooo crank dat asian boy (x4) We make the best fake rolex You can’t tell that it folex You show white friend what you buy and they say DAMN, that’s nice now watch me yooooooooooooo crank dat asian boy (x4) Sellin’ Chinese food Watch me overcharge that foo I’ma charge him 10 bucks And it really just 5 bucks I do that cuz no one have math skill of little asian boy It take them forever just to get back some god damn change Mannnn They so slow, they so …
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